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Mar. 9th, 2009 11:38 pm
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Fran. Stop eating cake until you aren't fat anymore. It's a disgrace on my name that you allow your appearance to be anything less than...Well. Anything else than reasonably acceptable to look at. As for your display of blatant disrespect... I believe we'll save that for a private discussion. In either case, expect a decrease in your wages. I'll be taking half until further notice to compensate for my distress.

Date: 2009-03-10 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] profitplz.livejournal.com
What part of that didn't you understand?

Date: 2009-03-10 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-frogs.livejournal.com
But...I'm not fat. I haven't gained any weight at all. Sir Bel's just making that up.

Date: 2009-03-10 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] profitplz.livejournal.com
Do you want me to make it no sweets at all?

Date: 2009-03-10 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-frogs.livejournal.com
No.

Ah, do you have to take all my money, too? I still need that to live, you know...

Date: 2009-03-10 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] profitplz.livejournal.com
Yes.

Perhaps you should have thought about that before offending me. As for living, if you're that destitute... Find a side job.

Date: 2009-03-10 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-frogs.livejournal.com
But... I'm already pretty busy as it is.

Date: 2009-03-10 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] profitplz.livejournal.com
No you aren't. I'm ordering you to find another job. Half of those wages are mine as well.

Date: 2009-03-10 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] profitplz.livejournal.com
I think I'm being quite generous.

Date: 2009-03-11 03:11 am (UTC)
natsuo: (Default)
From: [personal profile] natsuo
Not the cake!

YOU MONSTER!

Date: 2009-03-11 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] profitplz.livejournal.com
It's for his own good, really.

Date: 2009-03-11 03:28 am (UTC)
natsuo: (GASPU!)
From: [personal profile] natsuo
but the cake is magical with it's food groups.

It's got wheat, dairy, sugars... wheverever the hell eggs go, and sometimes fruit :<

Date: 2009-03-11 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] profitplz.livejournal.com
It's fattening and has no nutritive properties.

Date: 2009-03-11 04:04 am (UTC)
natsuo: (uuuuuhhhh....)
From: [personal profile] natsuo
CAKE NAZI!

Date: 2009-03-11 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] profitplz.livejournal.com
That's hardly a fair comparison. I'm not banning it for everyone, just for him.

muuuuuu

Date: 2009-03-11 04:27 am (UTC)
natsuo: (VIVA D:<)
From: [personal profile] natsuo
It starts off with one, nice and small then BAM!

:<

Date: 2009-03-11 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] profitplz.livejournal.com
I fail to understand your concern over this. However, as I've said, I don't care about anyone else's cake.

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