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If you have my number, you have my name.

For every call back, I will charge for using my minutes plus an extra fee for my time. If you have the proper monetary backing, you may leave a message. If you do not, save us both some trouble and hang up now.


Sep. 9th, 2009 12:09 am
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I feel like going to the spa.

Muu, Bel, make arrangements for that, won't you?


Jul. 11th, 2009 12:33 am
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Cavallone, you should really invest some time into physical training. That was quite possibly the weakest punch I have ever felt in my life. In fact, I feel I must wonder if that's really what you were doing or if you slipped again.


Jul. 8th, 2009 09:28 am
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I suppose this year wasn't so bad. I'm sure there are a few things that could have been improved upon, but I'll just think on that later.

Ah, Cavallone, I must ask if you've found your little houseguest, yet. While I'm sure you found it a very heartfelt gift, I just couldn't keep the little fellow. Child in the house and all that, might be dangerous to his health, etc.


Jun. 21st, 2009 07:52 pm
snotmaps: (Er. Yeah about that...)
Cavallone, you are being completely unreasonable. Cutting off the card is one thing, but going out and name calling is just uncalled for. I fully expect an apology from you, and you can forget about Bel sending you one about the car.


Jun. 18th, 2009 08:35 pm
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Bel, go out to the car. You're getting a lesson today.


Mar. 9th, 2009 11:38 pm
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Fran. Stop eating cake until you aren't fat anymore. It's a disgrace on my name that you allow your appearance to be anything less than...Well. Anything else than reasonably acceptable to look at. As for your display of blatant disrespect... I believe we'll save that for a private discussion. In either case, expect a decrease in your wages. I'll be taking half until further notice to compensate for my distress.


Feb. 17th, 2009 04:53 pm
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Jill, I feel I should ask that you please refrain from harassing my subordinates in the future. It's quite annoying and uncalled for. Cease and desist unless you wish for me to take retaliatory action.


Feb. 13th, 2009 12:56 pm
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Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet, if Hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it, therefore, the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?
I've grown bored with the holiday before it's even begun. However. Bel, I shall be expecting a present. I'll leave it to you as to what it is, but it had better be substantial or else you'll be spending the evening on your own.

Ah, Cavallone. Before I forget. Sometime soon I'd like an audience with you. It's been quite a while since last you entertained me.


Jan. 6th, 2009 11:11 pm
snotmaps: (Hmmm...)
It seems like I'll be on my own for a while...

Ah, Miss Eruka. Perhaps you'd care to stop by for an evening?


Dec. 17th, 2008 07:38 pm
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I've made you an appointment to have something done with that mess you like to call hair, Bel. Be ready to go by the afternoon. If you behave yourself, perhaps I'll let you get a treat on the way home.
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So the Varia songs are out. For anyone interested, I've uploaded them here for easy access /o/


Dec. 13th, 2008 12:49 pm
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Belphegor. I don't know what you thought you were doing, but I want you out of the apartment by the time I get home. Take whatever you brought with you along and don't make plans to come back. I put up with quite enough from you already, and if you don't need me then I don't need you. I'm changing the locks, so don't bother trying to come back.


Dec. 9th, 2008 12:51 am
snotmaps: (Um...)
Tonight... It was strangely pleasant, I must say. I hadn't expected to meet anyone quite like that.

Bel, I... Well, for the time being, I think I'd like to put the water back in the pool. Just for a while. I quite like it the way it is now, but sacrifices must be made from time to time. That and I do believe we ought to have a little talk about things.


Dec. 5th, 2008 09:40 pm
snotmaps: (I'm about to bail. :|)
That beast tried to eat Fantasma. I believe that is the last straw. Bel, I'm getting rid of it.


Nov. 12th, 2008 09:37 am
snotmaps: (Er. Yeah about that...)
The plan seemed a lot more effective before... It seems I'll have to rethink this particular security measure. That and a few decorating options... I liked that couch, too...

Bel, stay out of the closet until I say otherwise.


Nov. 9th, 2008 01:04 pm
snotmaps: (. . .)

I'm sure you have other ideas about it, but I would like to remind you that my property is not free for your personal use. Stay away from my apartment, more specifically, stay away from my pool.

That said, I sincerely hope I don't have to repeat the process of sanitizing all of the bills in there. That took much longer than I would have liked.


Oct. 21st, 2008 07:24 am
snotmaps: (Hmmm...)
Well, now that that's over... It feels like time for a change. I do believe a trip to the salon is in order.


Oct. 14th, 2008 01:42 am
snotmaps: (I'm about to bail. :|)
I'm taking the week off.

Bel. Please refrain from touching any new structures you might find in the apartment. No matter what ideas you might get, I haven't built you a playhouse.


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